Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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