it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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