Rock
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Fuck
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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