Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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