That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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