You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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