So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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