Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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