He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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