Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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