How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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