So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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