Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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