WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
This is my gift to your gina
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize