I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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