D3 body, D1 cock
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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