My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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