Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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