so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
