i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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