At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
