What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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