have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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