if you like me you must not know who I am
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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