do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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