A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
