the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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