We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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