Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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