doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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