And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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