he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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