You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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