If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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