okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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