Banned from zoo.
Again?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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