let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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