We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Do vagina's smell?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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