Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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