this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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