remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Randomize
