WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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