ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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