Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
