so explain again why im purple
no
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
