she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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