She said her name was "party"
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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