Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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