I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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