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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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