So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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