(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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