Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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