Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
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how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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